Spring Day... and arms

There was a woman who had too much to do, so she wished for another set of arms. She woke up the next morning and had an extra set of arms. She figured that her life would take on one of two different paths because of the change. One: she would be viewed as a freak and would end up with nothing to do because no one would come near her. Two: she would end up taking on twice as much work due to the extra arms. Either way, she would have been better off without the extra arms. In fact, she would have been better off taking the first set of arms and bashing the lazy people around her in the head with them. The moral of the story: If you are physically unable to do all that you think you need to do, then about half of it doesn't actually have to be done. Life is too short to wish for the ability to do more. Instead, wish for the ability to slow down enough to enjoy it.