Saturday, December 21, 2013

Six word stories and Christmas

I'm a day late. Christmas shopping took much longer than expected yesterday and I never got a chance to sit down and write. I did end the night reading for a bit, so I hope that counts. I have a few very short stories for today. I forget which famous writer created the idea of a six word story. The important part is I like the idea of trying to tell a complete story in only six words. Here are a few I came up with over the week. It's a lot harder than you would think.


Seventeen. Tired eyes. Good dog. Goodbye.

Black and blue. Cast, crutches. Worth it.

Third home. Pleading eyes. Love me?


Broken promises. Lost trust. Naked finger.

Clasped hands. Closed eyes. Beep. Silence.

So all of these seem very sad, but I guess it's easier to tell a sad story in six words than a happy one. I'll try to make a few that aren't so depressing, seeing as it's Christmas and all.

Run downstairs. Presents under tree. Magic.

Hand in hand. Promises made. Story started.

Christmas carols. Sung off-key. Strangely perfect.

Ok, so there are some happy ones. I will admit I just spat them out real fast, so they lack true story telling magic, but I have cookies to make and presents to wrap.

On a totally different note, I think we take political correctness too far this time of year. Everyone is always looking for reasons to be offended. It's never made sense to me, seeing as this time of year, in each religion/society, is supposed to be about love, giving, and appreciating what we have. We should all stop looking for reasons to be angry, annoyed, and offended, and just be happy that someone cares about us enough to wish us well. The exact words they use shouldn't matter. So that being said, Merry Christmas, (Happy Holidays if you insist) and I wish everyone happiness and health.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Intro to book 4

I am busy with family today, so I'm going to cheat and post the first chapter of the 4th book in my urban fantasy series, which I wrote a month or so ago.

I glanced up at my lover, who looked about as happy as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. That wasn’t really the best analogy to use seeing as he was a werewolf, but his expression was so uncomfortable I forced back laughter. In his current state, Shane would probably misunderstand my affectionate laughter and find an SUV to throw through a wall.
            “I hate this,” he muttered.
            One of the TV people approached warily. I gave the guy credit for coming near Shane at all. Shane was six foot seven, wide and muscular, with a face I found handsome but those who didn’t know him found intimidating. His skin tone was Slavic, his eyes a beautiful fawn color. His black hair was cut short, and when he smiled his fangs showed behind his very kissable lips. He had a scar that cut down his face through his eyebrow, across his cheek and down his neck. He thought the scar made him ugly, but I liked a man who had some miles on him that showed. I hadn’t planned on my man having a hundred and forty seven years of miles, but most of the time I could pretend he didn’t predate electricity. The fantastic sex was a good distraction.
            “We need to get you to make-up,” the TV guy said.
            Shane didn’t say anything, only narrowed his eyes. The poor human gulped and took a step back. Then another. His mouth fell open and he looked like he would faint if Shane so much as twitched.
            “Stop scaring him,” I shoved my mate.
            Shane glanced down at me and grinned.
            “Anything for you, Kali.”
            I stepped between Shane and the TV guy. “Shane’s gonna pass on the make-up thing. We all are.”
            “It’s just for the cameras,” the guy stammered.
            “Dude, do we look like we give a shit what we look like?” Cain asked.
            Cain was my adopted brother, so I loved him unconditionally. Unfortunately, he was an acquired taste. He was the child of an Irish prostitute who died of a heroin overdose when he was eleven. He was an ex-marine Vietnam veteran with a penchant for body piercing and tattoos, an awesome collection of vintage records from the 60’s, and a sense of humor that needed medication. He was six foot three, with a wiry muscular frame, dark green eyes and flaming red hair in need of a cut. He was currently sporting three rings in his eyebrow, two in his lip, an oversized tongue stud, and a metal spike that pierced his ear twice. I begged him not to go overboard with the piercings for the TV interview. He kinda listened. He spoke with a Brooklyn accent flavored with Ireland. A five year old once said he talked like the gangsters on old movies. He took that as a compliment.
            “I, ah,” the TV guy was visibly shaking.
            “Stop scaring the poor thing,” I scolded.
            “I’m on my best behavior,” Cain objected.
            “What about the stunt you pulled with the security guy who tried to take your knife?”
            Cain always wore a hunting knife sheathed on his hip. Being a werewolf, he never used it, preferring his claws, but it was a habit from when he was human. The security at the TV station had politely explained that he wouldn’t be allowed inside armed. I intervened before anyone lost any body parts. Cain still had his knife, and the security guy wasn’t in the hospital in traction, so I figured the day was going swimmingly.
            The whole fiasco had the wolves growling. We all knew it was a necessary evil, but none of us really wanted to be in the public eye. Shane, Cain, myself, and four humans made up the first Supernatural Task Force team to include supernatural creatures. STF had existed since supernatural creatures announced their existence in 1975. At first, STF had rounded up supernats and put them in government camps, but the resulting war lead them to search for a new approach. Nearly thirty years after the war, we were the new approach. The President was closing the first of the supernat camps, placing the inhabitants back into general society. It was our job to keep the peace. And our boss, Habner, thought it would be beneficial to get some positive press. I was dubious that putting Cain and Shane on TV was a positive thing.
            “This is a bad idea anyway,” Shane grunted.
            “You’ve said that nine times already,” Randy complained. He opted for make-up, which didn’t surprise me. He was one of our human team members. A week ago we’d celebrated his twenty third birthday, but his maturity didn’t always match the age. He was classically handsome, brown eyes, blond hair, oozing charisma. He reminded me of a golden retriever; eager to please, attractive to look at, with a high likelihood of knocking the priceless vase off the table with his tail.
            “I don’t like it either,” Bruce admitted. “But it’s part of the job.”
            Michael Bruce was human, but he had the body of a gorilla. He was big and barrel-chested, and would have been scary if he didn’t have deep dimples and warm brown eyes. He smiled a lot and his easy-going personality was at odds with the STF uniform that struggled to fit his broad shoulders.
            Sing entered the small room, and it looked like he’d jumped on the make-up bandwagon too. He was Asian-American, five foot six, and slender. He looked comical with the giants that made up the team. He was the member of the team I knew least well. He was friendly but tended to keep his private life very separate.
            Vale was the last to join us. I still didn’t know his first name, but I was guessing Bubba. He was in his fifties, with weathered skin from a life outdoors. He had long graying hair stuffed under a baseball cap, and a cigarette behind each ear. His teeth frightened me, and he spoke with a heavy southern drawl. He was an ex-marine, and an excellent sniper. I wasn’t surprised he hadn’t let them pretty him up with powder.
            And that left me. I glanced in the mirror. Being a shapeshifter, I could look like anyone, but at the moment I looked like me. I was five foot nine with straight dark brown hair that fell to the middle of my back. It was currently braided in a sophisticated style that I never could have managed. Shane spent his childhood braiding his mother’s hair, which nearly dragged on the floor. He would braid my hair every day if I let him. I had a slightly paler version of my father’s Native American skin tone, and my mother’s blue eyes. Shane called me beautiful every chance he got, but I tried not to let it go to my head.
            “I guess we should go get this bullshit out of the way,” Shane said.
            “It’s just an interview,” I rolled my eyes. “It’ll be good PR.”
            “Good PR would be using Zeus,” Shane argued. “Cain and I are scary, and we’re assholes.”
            “We want people to take STF seriously,” I said. “And Brian has other plans for Zeus. Besides, I think people will have a hard enough time accepting werewolves, nevermind a gay one with blue hair.”
            “We’re a team,” Bruce said. “We’ve survived crazy vampires, fanatical terrorists, bombings, shootings, and that time Cain convinced us all to drink that moonshine he makes in his basement. We can handle this.”
            I hoped he was right, but I had a feeling the general public wasn’t ready for the reality of our team.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Stream of Consciousness

I am going to write a simple stream of consciousness. No editing, no going back over, just write for a bit and see what happens.
                                                                    START
It was a day like any other. A normal day. But what did that really mean anyway? Normal was such an empty idea, like a bottomless well that sounds like the ocean. He lived near the ocean. With cats. He was a normal guy. But that brings me back to whole normal thing, which is a crock. So maybe he wasn't normal. Maybe he was nuts. But if more people are crazy than not, which ones are the normal ones?

So anyway, he lived by the ocean with his cats. More than one, obviously. Who has just one cat? That's just not normal. And there I go again. But I digress. I guess he had a name. Let's call him Larry. That's a nice ordinary name. Is ordinary like normal? Are they both arbitrary? Does anyone really care?

So Larry lived in a small house alone with three cats. That's a good number. I just got a phone call and it totally threw off my groove. So now Larry will likely be a whole different person. I lost that moment, and the man Larry was going to be. I hope the new Larry is just as good. Maybe he's better. But there's no way to really know, and exactly how would you determine what is better or worse? It's all opinion anyway. Isn't everything?

So Larry lived in a small house alone with three cats. And he had a basketball hoop in the driveway that he had never used. He didn't have children or grandchildren, and he wasn't the least bit athletic. Who was he trying to fool with the hoop anyway? He was seventy nine years old and looked like a soup chicken wearing sweatpants and a baggy t-shirt.

He liked his little house and his cats. He didn't work anymore, which was actually the reason he had the hoop. You see Larry was one of those professional people. I don't mean a prostitute or anything, just one of those corporate guys who wears expensive suits and a new tie every day. He worked every single day as hard as he could so he could be at the top, but he didn't like it much when he finally got there. He was lonely. He was so busy working to get to the top he didn't bring anything with him. He was alone. He had no wife or children. He lost touch with his brother, and his parents were long dead. So he had nothing in his life but work, and he tried to be content with that. It was too late anyway. By the time he thought he had enough money and power, he was too old to do the thousand and one things he always said he wanted to do.

So that's why he had the basketball hoop. One day, he just bought it and set it up. He always wanted to learn to play ball. But he had no one to teach him. He had no friends, no relatives. He was an old lonely man. That was why he had three cats. Cats were good company. They were better friends than any he had throughout his life.

So Larry lived in the little house by the ocean. He had hoards of money but nothing to spend it on. He filled the house with spent dreams and disappointment. But still, he had hope. He had the basketball hoop. As long as it was there, he could dream that tomorrow, he'd learn to play.
                                                                           END

Hmm, well, that was kinda sad. But that's where my head went. Hope you enjoyed it.

Friday, November 8, 2013

Dreaming a beginning

I had a dream a few nights ago and it turned into this. I'm not sure where it's going or if I'll ever do anything with it, but I'll follow around Cy until he stops telling me his story. There is a first chapter written after this as well. If I'm still working on it next week I'll post more.

C13 was tattooed on his chest in small neat letters, just under his collarbone. It was the closest thing he had to a name. He’d just chosen a real name, and wasn’t sure what to think of it. He looked at the driver’s license in his hand.  Cy Hunter. The age and birthday were a wild guess, placing him at twenty two, but the doctors weren’t sure. He was six foot seven, three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle and reinforced bone. He had no body hair to speak of, and his skin was thick like hide and tan in color. He shoved the license into his jeans pocket.
            It was a stupid idea. He couldn’t blend in. Even if his mouth wasn’t disfigured, his eyes weren’t human. He sat on the bed in the small hospital room that had been his home for the last eleven months during his recovery. His unparalleled regenerative abilities saved his legs when doctors couldn’t have. The doctors had been able to fix his mouth. They removed all of the sharp teeth that were growing in the wrong places, and surgically shortened his lower jaw so it lined up with the rest of his skull. They filed the sharp teeth down to manageable size, and removed enough so that what remained was as human as they could manage. He looked at the mirror on the wall and smiled grimly.
            He had a mix of human and crocodile teeth due to the genetics mixed to create him in the lab. He had four human molars that he could use to chew if he was careful. The rest of his teeth roughly alternated human and fang. The result was still a nightmare, even if the fangs no longer cut into his lips.
            Due to his skin being more like hide, he scarred badly. The scars from the surgery on his jaw were obvious despite the doctors careful stitching. There were two scars on his cheek where the fangs used to protrude, though his lips had healed and were actually normal in shape. But he had limited control of them, and the result was that he slurred words and sometimes spit when he talked.
            He watched himself in the mirror with his crocodile eyes. Black pupils surrounded entirely in golden green. He had too many scars. His pain was written on his skin for everyone to see. He pulled on his t-shirt and the black fingerless glove he wore on his right hand to hide the burn scars. The glove covered him from hand to elbow, and kept little children from having nightmares. He picked up the mask and buckled it in place. Some kind soul had given him a bunch of comic books when he was learning to read. His mask looked like the one Shredder wore in the Ninja Turtles. It covered his mouth and nose. The frame was metal with a black mesh over his mouth that allowed him to speak easily. He buckled the leather strap around his head and looked in the mirror again. Still a freak, but no longer a nightmare.
            He was the first genetics experiment that had been found alive. What scared him was that he wasn’t the only one, and that there were likely others out there suffering. He wanted to help find the people responsible for creating him and hunt them down. He wanted to find any other genetic freaks like himself and free them. But he was a creature of action, and not very good at puzzles or conspiracies. The path leading to his creators was one of tedium and disappointment. There were paper trails leading to dummy companies, and more dead-end clues leading from those. He wanted to be useful now, and knew that he would have to find something else to do with his life than seek revenge.
He wanted to help people, to protect them. He knew they would never really accept him, but that was ok. He didn’t need acceptance as long as he had purpose. He was faster and stronger and bigger than humans. He could be useful to them. If he served them well enough, maybe they would tolerate his differences.
            The government had provided tutors during his long recovery, and he had his GED. He hadn’t had much else to do while his legs healed from the multiple fractures. He was enrolled at a police academy in the city where Melissa lived. He wasn’t sure why he wanted to go back to the city where he had been housed in an underground facility. It couldn’t have anything to do with Melissa. He had only met her once, and he was busy bleeding to death at the time.
            Cy scratched his cheek along the edge of the mask. Dressed as he was, with the mask, only his eyes set him apart. He put on sunglasses. He still looked weird, but he could pass for human. He sighed and picked up the stuffed dog that he shamelessly slept with. Sally gave it to him the second time she snuck down to his cell. It was beaten and torn, stained despite vigorous washing. It had button eyes and appeared to be smiling. He often cried himself to sleep with the toy in his arms. It was his most precious possession.
            He had never seen Melissa again, though she kept her promise to get the dog to him. There was a letter with the dog, but at the time, he hadn’t been able to read it. It wasn’t until months later that he learned enough to pull the letter out and find out the contents. The letter was sitting on the bed beside him. He opened it and read it for the hundredth time.
            Hey big guy. I’m sorry I couldn’t see you in person, but they moved you to a secret location and wouldn’t let me near you. I hope this letter and the dog get to you. I hope that you get a name, and a life worth living. I don’t know if you even remember me. I’m not sure why I’m writing this. I just wanted you to know that there was someone out there who cared about you. It’s not much, but it’s all I have. Who knows what the future brings, but if you ever can, come and see me. If you ever need a friend, I’ll be there. –Melissa Porter.

            Her address and phone number were written below her name. He never called her. He wanted to, but he had no idea what to say. For some reason, he felt he could trust her. She had seen him at his worst and still seen a man. He stood up and shoved the letter and the stuffed dog into his bag. It was time to go start his new life.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Outfoxing a Werewolf

Here is the first chapter to my urban fantasy. It has recently been rewritten, and it feels new to me now. Hope you enjoy.

Chapter 1
            I was regretting the necessity of crouching down beside a dumpster in a cheap hotel parking lot. It was part of my job, unfortunately. When I had been blackmailed into taking the job a year ago it had sounded a little glamorous. The reality was that I spent a lot of time skulking around in dark smelly places waiting for something to happen.
            It was a warm night for early September, but I wouldn’t have been bothered by cold. If anyone happened to notice me crouched beside the dumpster, the only thing they would think odd was that a silver fox was in Settleton. I could have shifted into a shaggy black dog and erased all possibility of notice, but I had gone to outrageous lengths to touch a silver fox so I could masquerade as one, and I used it at every opportunity.
            I played with my tail, watching it catch the moonlight. Part of being a private investigator meant I was supped to have lots of patience. I had never been very good at being what I was supposed to be. That probably had to do with being a shapeshifter. I strove to rise above the unfortunately accurate stereotypes associated with my species. We were opportunistic manipulative cowards and had been responsible for more than one war. Not that we fought in the wars. We would hide during the fighting and return to pick over the spoils with a new face.
            I spent a lot of time pretending that I was brave, honest, and loyal. Unfortunately, I tended to throw up around large amounts of blood; I had to lie to everyone in order to keep from being killed or imprisoned; and I had no one to be loyal to seeing as I hadn’t seen another of my kind since my parents were killed. But I was trying to be good, so I would reward myself with ice cream when I got home.
            I wished they would hurry up and get it over with in the hotel room. I’d snuck in earlier and placed a video camera to catch the cheating wife in action. I just needed them to leave so I could go and retrieve the camera. I flicked my tail back and forth a few times. I clicked my claws against the pavement. I looked back at the hotel room door. They were still going at it based on the grunting my sensitive ears picked up. I hated listening to people have sex, especially when I hadn’t had any in a while. I could be out at a bar finding some hot one-night-stand. Instead I was crouching by a dumpster.
I was getting tired. Taking on any shape that was drastically different in mass from my human form took concentrated effort and was dangerous if maintained for long periods. The fox was on the smaller side, but I loved it enough to have perfected it. It was the form I had taken as my last name. My fake driver’s license was in the butt pocket of a pair of jeans crumbled on my apartment floor. It said my name was Kali Fox, I was twenty five, five foot nine, one hundred and forty pounds, brown hair, blue eyes, and human. Some of that was true. The name was made up; one I chose for myself after my parents were killed. In my un-shifted form, the rest of it was true, except for the human thing.
            At long last the man and woman erupted from the hotel room. They reeked of beer and sex. I watched them fondling and kissing before they got into separate cars and left the parking lot. I trotted across the lot and turned into a mouse so I could squeeze under the cheap door. I shifted human to retrieve the camera, conjuring clothing so it wouldn’t look weird when I let myself out of the room and walked across the parking lot. I wasn’t actually wearing anything, but making clothing was the same as making fur. I could even make it feel real. But I could only make clothing that was skin tight, so I was often mistaken for a hooker.
            I put the camera into a bag and resumed my fox form, slipping my head through the strap so the bag hung around my neck. I could make much better time as a fox. I kept to the shadows as I made my way back to the office. I slipped through the doggy door installed for my after-hours work. The front reception room was dark but there was a light on in Benny’s office. I trotted down the hall and scratched at the door.
            “Don’t scratch the wood, Kali,” Benny muttered in his smoke-ravaged voice. “Why the hell you insist on gallivanting around as a fox is beyond me. I can’t look at your tits when you’re a fox.”
            I decided that if I shifted to human and gave him a show he’d be more likely to pay me in advance. I shifted, conjuring a tight black corset that hugged breasts that were larger than the ones I had naturally. I completed the outfit with black heeled boots and tight blue jeans. I chose to be just over five feet rather than my natural five nine because Benny didn’t like looking up at women and he was a short man.
            I opened the office door and took in Benny in all his glory. He was five foot six with his boots on, with a shaved head that didn’t really disguise the fact he was balding, and small dark eyes. He was about fifty pounds overweight and his once muscular body has gone soft and flabby. He wore sweatpants and a food-stained tank top, his uniform of choice. A menagerie of chains hung around his neck and each finger had a ring. The jewelry wasn’t worth anything, but Benny was proud of his image. He looked like a demented leprechaun on a two week bender.
            “Good evening Benny,” I said.
            “Who was our delicate Mrs. Norton banging this week?”
            I tossed him the bag with the video camera. “Tim O’Riley.”
            “Two birds with one stone,” he grinned at me, exposing his fake gold tooth. “You’re the best, Love. Now we can collect from Mr. Norton and Mrs. O’Riley. Not a bad night’s work.”
            I stuck out my chest. “I think I deserve an advance.”
            “Don’t even try that crap with me, girly.”
            I gave up the slutty pose. “Come on, Benny. Just this once? I’m late on my rent. If you pay me tonight you save me from a fight with my landlady.”
            Benny looked at my tits for a minute. I let out an exasperated sigh. I knew better than to rush the bastard. If I let him ogle long enough he’d give me the money. I gave my breasts a bounce for added incentive.
            “Alright, Love. Come to Daddy and I’ll give you your allowance,” he said.
            “You are such a pig.” I walked up to him. “If you hadn’t blackmailed me into liking you I’d never come back here.”
            Benny had witnessed me shift forms. I had slipped into the women’s bathroom during a date and shifted into a blonde in order to escape the horrifically self-centered bore my friend Sam set me up with. Why Benny had been in the women’s bathroom I never did ask, but the point was that he threatened to tell the Cagers what I was unless I started working for him. In the year that followed I had grown to like the dirty scoundrel. Not that we were friends or anything. He was endearing in a stray dog kind of way. I let him stuff a wad of bills down my cleavage.
            “You’re always such a good sport,” he said, giving my butt a gentle pat. “It almost takes the fun out of harassing you.”
            “Then why keep at it?”
            “I said almost, Love, almost.”
            I gave my butt a suggestive wiggle and shrugged. “Goodnight, Benny. Sweet dreams.”
            “When your ass is the last thing I see, how could I dream of anything else?”

            Home was the third floor of a rundown house on the end of a dead-end street. The second floor tenant was a drag queen who was known on stage as Bambi but to me as Sam. The first floor apartment was occupied by 86-year-old Bertha Ellouise Matthews. She was in denial that her hearing was gone and reminded me every time I took out her trash that she was perfectly capable to care for herself.
            The fire escape had been converted to a somewhat more solid version of stairs and served as the only entrance to my apartment. I climbed the two flights of steps and unlocked my front door with the key. There were only three rooms in my apartment. The main room had a wall of counters and appliances that I laughingly called a kitchen. I had a scarred wooden table slightly larger than a pizza box, two rickety chairs, a loveseat that had seen better days, a beaten TV that sat on the floor, and a mattress on the floor in the bedroom. I had a pile of clean clothes and a pile of dirty ones. I could conjure clothes but that took concentrated effort and I preferred to relax and not have the worry of losing my focus and ending up naked on the bus.
            I let out a sigh in the empty apartment. I had often wished for a pet, but animals didn’t like shifters; neither did anyone for that matter.
Supernatural creatures had announced their existence publicly in 1975. We had presented ourselves diplomatically and with a promise of peace. The humans insisted on a registration program, stating that it was for our safety. Then the Cagers appeared on the streets. Humans didn’t want Supernaturals to live among them so they were providing us with safe communities. The fact that those communities were really camps run by the military did not escape our notice. Most of our leaders were killed during a ‘peace negotiation’. Once the leaders were gone, the most dangerous of us were hunted and killed during the resulting Supernat War. Those that survived the war went into hiding or were locked in the camps. I was born in 1990, long after the war. My parents and I lived in hiding, unfortunately not very successfully because they were killed when I was nine. Now, it was 2015, and it had been long enough that the short-lived humans had grown complacent that they had the Supernat population under control. If they only knew.
            Law enforcement was still actively searching for Supernats, if not to the extent they did in the past. Still, if I were caught I wouldn’t be brought to a camp. Shapeshifters were nearly impossible to imprison. We could look like anyone and shift into insects and rodents to escape confinement. When the day came that Cagers caught up to me, I knew I would be killed just as brutally as my parents had been. Shapeshifters ranked dismally low on the dangerous creature scale, but we were still Supernats. I was not a fighter. If I saw Cagers I hid. If I was ever found out I would run. I had run before, the night the Cagers found my parents.
            Sixteen years later I was still alive and free, but never relaxed. The media buzzed on about the possible rise in the Supernatural population and the rumors about hidden armies. Those in the camps continued to petition for equal rights and peace. I kept my cowardly ass out of it. I was a survivor.
            I let the clothes dissolve and stood naked by my bed. My true form always felt odd for the first few seconds. I guessed it was due to a life of constantly hiding what and who I was. I removed my shoulder length dark brown hair from the single braid, letting it fall loose. I watched the moonlight from my open window playing over my skin. My mother had been one of the rare non-Native American shapeshifters, which meant my skin tone was a shade lighter than my full-blooded Cherokee father. I had my mother’s blue eyes. That was all I had left of them.

            I lay naked on the bed and listened to the quiet. Tomorrow, I’d go out and find a man to make me forget my loneliness, at least for a little while.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Hello Again

It has been embarrassingly long since I last wrote anything. Well, that's not true. I write all the time, I just haven't written anything here. I've been busy getting married and running circles around my life like an energetic but misguided chicken. I have been unable to work for a while, seeing as I am a Federal contracted employee. On the bright side, I've been putting all of my free time to good use. I've been writing, and working on query letters and my nerve. I'm going to start begging for public attention again. To help myself stay motivated, I am going to try and get a blog post out if not every week, then every other. I might slip in parts of my books, or just write something stream of consciousness. For tonight, I have a little writing exercise I'll do.  I have a set of 9 dice with images on them. I'll toss them out and make a story based on what comes up. Wish me luck.

Images:
1. clock
2. sad face
3. bridge
4. alien face
5. eye
6. foot print
7. magnifying glass
8. microphone
9. fish

I was late. I was always late. I was sad because of this. My boss was angry, but I was sad. That's the way it goes. My car broke down and I was walking, trying to get to work on time. I was just passing over the little stone bridge when an alien popped out of the river. I really didn't have time for him, seeing as I was so horribly late. But I didn't want to be rude. He might think all Earthlings were rude. So I walked over to him. He only had one eye, and I thought it must have been hard for him to pilot a spaceship without depth perception, but I didn't say so. That would be rude, and I was only saying hello to avoid being rude, so it was best that I keep the thought to myself. He wasn't wearing shoes, and I thought that was silly too. His feet must have feet freezing. He left odd looking footprints on the bank of the river. I checked to make sure I was wearing shoes. I'm getting older and sometimes I forget important things like that. Good, I've got shoes on. Wouldn't want to give the alien any misconceptions about all Earthlings. Still, it was so hard seeing him without my glasses. I'm always forgetting them. But I remembered my magnifying glass. I always had that. I used the magnifying glass when I lost my glasses. Have you ever tried to find glasses after you lost them? Well, its hard, cause you cant see a darn thing. So I always have the magnifying glass, just in case I lose my glasses. Maybe I left my glasses at home, by the Rock Band stuff my grandson left at my house. I like playing the drums, and I sing into the microphone at the top of my lungs. The neighbors don't like it, but I don't like them, so its ok. I realize I have walked all the way back home. I find my glasses and rush back to the bridge, embarrassed that I left the poor alien just standing there. I'd probably ruined out chances with the aliens. I'd doomed us to suffer Independence Day style with my rudeness. The Earth brought down by a doddering old lady who forgot her glasses. Oh, but look here. It's not an alien at all. It's just a dead fish. I sigh. My boss is not going to understand this. Seeing a dead fish is not a good reason to be late. I'll go with the alien story. That one's better.